Guy wakes up, heads down for breakfast, sees wife. She's shocked. "Honey, you look terrible!" "That's weird, I feel great."
Guy goes to work, heads into office, sees boss. He's horrified. "Jeez, Guy, you look terrible." "But I feel great." "I don't care, take the day off and get checked out."
At the doctor, Guy summarizes. "Everyone says I look terrible, but I feel great. What's wrong with me?" Doctor gets his medical book out. "I think I've heard of this before, let's see here...'looks terrible, feels terrible,' not quite, 'looks great, feels terrible,' no, that's not it, aha!"
"Right here. 'Looks terrible, feels great.' Well, Guy, it says here you're a vagina."
Joke stolen from /u/THE_PROMISE in a breaking bad thread.
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