An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch. She is reflecting on her long life, when - all of a sudden - a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes."Well, now," says the old lady, "I've always wanted to be really rich."*** POOF *** Her rocking chair turns to solid gold."And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess."*** POOF *** She turns into a beautiful young woman."And your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother.Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them."Ooh-can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks.*** POOF*** There before her stands a young man, more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and leans over close to her. And then he whispers in her ear: "NOW I bet you're sorry you had me neutered..."
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