A friend asked a gentleman how it is that he never married? Replied the gentleman, "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman ... I guess I've been looking for the perfect girl.""Oh, come on now," said the friend, "Surely you have met at least one girl that you wanted to marry.""Yes, there was a girl... once. I guess she was the one perfect girl; the only perfect girl I really ever met. She was just the right everything... I really mean that she was the perfect girl for me.""Well, why didn't you marry her," asked the friend."She was looking for the perfect man."
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