Four nuns make it to the gates of heaven. God says "before you enter you must cleanse your body and any part of you that has touched a penis."
The first nun walks up and says "ive been pure my whole life, and have never touched a penis." So god lets her in.
The second nun walks up and says "sorry god i have touched a penis with my hands please forgive me." she washes her hands in the holy water and god lets her in.
God notices the fourth nun at the end of the line is getting distraught and frantically raising her hand to get gods attention. "Yes my sister what is it?" God asks.
The fourth nun says "please god let me go first I need to wash my mouth out before she sticks her ass in there."
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