Johnny wants to be a policeman.

Teacher asks students what they want to be when they grow up:
Tyler wants to be an astronaut and explore the unexplored.
Timmy wants to be a fireman so he can be a hero and help people.
Little Johnny wants to be a policeman.
.... The teacher asks why, "so you can also help people?"
Johnny says,, "no, I just love nude selfies."

You might also enjoy

Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.