(Joke about Women, don't read if it will offend you) Little Johnny gets caught by his dad looking at a Playboy magazine under his covers.
- His dad says son, what are you looking at that for?
- Johnny replies, "well I'm trying to figure out what a pussy is."
- His dad circles the vagina and says "that is the pussy son."
- Johnny asks, "well then what is the cunt?"
- His Dad says, "*Everything* outside of the circle."
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