Ok so there's this brunette who is determined to vanquish the stereotype that all blonds are dumb

so she invites one million blond people to her event and manages to get her event televised all over the world. She then points to a blond sat on the front row and asks her to get on the stage.

"Ok, today is the day, I'm here to prove to you all that blonds are not dumb people, just regular people like you and me who have a different hair colour. I will ask this woman three questions and I guarantee you she will get at least one right."

The crowd of blonds clap. The brunette continues.

"Ok, first question. Who is the current president of the United States Of America?"

The blond thinks long and hard about this one and after 30 minutes she says, "It's George Bush!"

"Wrong, but close!" the brunette exclaims, "George Bush was the previous president, but now Barack Obama is in charge."

The crowd of blonds began to cheer and chant, "Have another try, have another try!"

"Ok, second question." the brunette continues, "What is the capital of Australia?"

The blond think long and hard about this one and after 45 minutes she says, "It's Sydney."

"Wrong, but it's an easy mistake to make, many people get confused over this question" he brunette explains, "It's actually Canberra."

The crowd of blonds chant even louder, "Have another try, have another try"

The brunette at this point is embarrassed at being the laughing stock of the nation so she thinks of the easiest question she can think of, "What's 1+1?"

The blond thinks long and hard about this and after an hour she says, "It's 2!"

The crowd of blonds chant their loudest, "Have another try, have another try!"

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