Whilst having an argument with my wife about housework, she asked me to look at it from a woman's point of view ...

Stevie Wonder

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There was a man who got into a car accident. He was soon rushed to the...

I love mange tout...

...but I couldn't eat a whole one.

You know what...

They are all outstanding in their field.

What is the...

When they fall on their backs they're fucked

What is a...

a dogerpillar. Sorry. It was so bad that I had to share it. Fuck you Laffy...

Prom Night

A boy asks his girlfriend to the prom. When she says yes he says "Since you...

Maxi

One day a blonde and brunette walk to a high mountain cliff.After a while...

A man and his...

A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar and start drinking. As the night...

Two women were...

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