Heaven is getting too full...

So God tells St. Peter to only let in people with really sad deaths, so the first man walks up and says "I live on the 30th floor of an apartment building and I suspected that my wife is cheating on me so I get off of work early and go home. When I get there I discover clothes on the floor and my wife is just sitting there, so I start searching the apartment because I know he's in there. Finally I go out on the balcony and I see someone hanging there by their hands, I immediately try to kick his fingers off but I can't so I get a hammer and start hitting the fingers with it, and he eventually falls.


I excitedly look over the edge only to see the by some miracle he survived, so I run back in to the house and grab the heaviest thing I can find (the fridge) and push the fridge over the edge. I quickly looked over the edge to see that it killed him when I suddenly get a heart attack and die."

St. Peter was really impacted by the story so he let the man into heaven. The next man walks up and St. Peter asks him his story so the second replyed " ok so I'm really into Botany and I was watering the plants on my balcony when I slip on the water and fall off. Luckily for me I grab the ledge under me thinking I'm safe I try to climb up when I realize I can't, I began to worry but luckily a man came out on the balcony, but my joy turned to horror when the man started screaming at me and kicking my fingers, and then he come out with A HAMMER and start hitting my fingers with it and I fell. Some how I barely survived the fall be landing on a tree and I thought my trials were over, AND THEN a refrigerator falls on me out of nowhere."

St. Peter ( knowing the whole story) thought this was sad so he let the man in. The third man walks up and St. Peter asks him his story and the man replies "Picture this, you're hiding in a refrigerator..."