The first day of O. J's trial he showed up wearing a big straw hat, a Tommy Bahama shirt, swim trunks, and flip flops.
Johnny Cochran asks him why the hell are you wearing that? O. J. says you said I was going to Cancun
Cochran replies I said you're going to the can, coon
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