"9-1-1 emergency response, whats your emergency?
"Hello I'm Sorry, my wife is having a baby"
"Stay calm sir, what is your wife's name?"
"Yes thats right"
"sorry?"
"Yes?"
"What is your wife's name?"
"Exactly"
"What?"
"Correct"
"I'm sorry"
"You're Sorry too?"
"This is confusing"
"You're saying we are both Sorry"
"I'm saying I'm what?"
"Wait are you What or Sorry?"
"SIR what is the emergency?!"
" YES, WHAT, IS THE EMERGENCY!"
"I'm sorry"
"NO I'm SORRY!"
"WHY ARE YOU SORRY?"
"I'VE BEEN SORRY MY WHOLE LIFE!"
"Oh, wait, your names are What and Sorry, thats hilarious, I have a similar name"
"No kidding whats your name?"
"Saythat Again"
"What is your name?"
"Saythat Again"
"WHAT IS YOUR NAME?"
"Saythat Again"
*in the distance*
What- "I'm HAVING A BABY!!"
"Yeah could you get us an ambulance?"
"Sure thing"
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