A golfer asked his buddy, "Who is that I saw you playing golf with yesterday"?
"That is my new girlfriend, and she has been beating me in golf. It's worth it though, because she gives me the best blowjobs I've ever had!"
"I've got bad news for you, that is not a girl that is a man."
"Oh no, that rotten, no good S.O.B. has been using the ladies tees!"
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
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