Office Dares

ONE-POINT OFFICE DARES


1. Run one lap around the office at top speed.


2. Groan out loud in the bathroom cubicle (at least one other
non-player must be in the bathroom at the time).


3. Ignore the first five people who say "good morning" to you.


4. Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name
and say "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye".


5. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over
your ears and grimace.


6. When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and
whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!"


7. Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out,
say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way."


8. Walk sideways to the photocopier.


9. While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the
doors open.


THREE-POINT OFFICE DARES


1. Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with
double-barrelled fingers.


2. Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask "Did you
get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it."


3. Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).


4.Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the
nozzle (there must be a "non-player" within sight).


5. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.


FIVE POINT OFFICE DARES


1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be
nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra
points if you actually launch into it yourself).


2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch
you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10
times.


3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob."


4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go
do a number two."


5. After every sentence, say "mon" in a really bad Jamaican
accent, i.e., "the report's on your desk, mon." Keep this up for
one hour.


6. While an office mate is out, move their chair into the
elevator.


7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead
repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut
up!"


8. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce "As God is
my witness, I'll never go hungry again."


9. In a colleague's diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in
tights?"


10. Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You
wanna trade?"


11. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same
person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."


12. Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I
can't talk about it."


13. Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during
a very important conference call.


14. Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of
your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it
out.