A little girl was visiting the zoo with her mom when they saw a pair of monkeys having sex. The curious little girl asked what the monkeys were doing. The flustered mom tried to cover it up and said,
"They're making cakes!"
The next day the little girl goes to her mom and says with a smile, "you and daddy were making cakes in the sofa last night weren't you?"
The mom is shocked and asks, "how did you know!?"
The little girl smiles and replies,
"Cuz I licked the icing off the sofa"
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