Having been propositioned by a well-defined and uptown prostitute one
evening, a successful single gentleman agreed to have consensual sex with the
young lady for the sum of $500.00. After the evening ended the gentleman handed
the young lady $250.00. The prostitute immediately demanded the balance and
threatened to sue if she didn't get it. "That's a laugh!" the man stated, "I'd
like to see you try." A few days later the man was surprised to receive a
summons ordering him to appear in court as a defendant in a lawsuit. The man
hurried to his lawyer's office and explained the details of the case. His lawyer
said, "She can't possibly get a judgment against you on such grounds, but it
will be interesting to see how she presents her case." After the usual
preliminaries, the parties appeared in court ready for trial.
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