Obama calls Putin.
Vladimir Vladimirovich however switched on his answering machine.
When Obama called again he got the following pre-recorded message:
- Hello. You have called the direct line of the president of Russia - Vladimir Putin. I am currently away from the phone and unable to take your call.
If you want to surrender, please press 1 now.
If you want to threaten me with sanctions, please press 2 now.
If you want to discuss the current situation in Crimea, please press 3 now.
Please note that all numbers, except for 1, also activate intercontinental Topol-M nuclear missiles.
Thank you, and have a nice day.
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