The student has been at university and was calling his father for the first time since he had arrived
The father begins 'How is your new school son?'
The son replies 'Horrible'
'Why is That?'
'Everyone at school rides a train while I am stuck with my Lamborghini'
To which the father replies 'I won't Stand this, I've transferred 50 million dollars to your account, stop embarrassing your family name and buy yourself a train'
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