Last night, I had an unexpected visitor in my sleep. She came in silently, and slowly she began sucking away.

She sucked long and hard until liquid started to fill her mouth, and continued to suck until she couldn't possibly suck out anymore fluid. Problem was, I woke up this morning, and all around the spot she was sucking is red and itchy.

Stupid fucking mosquito.

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