A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pulls up alongside of them.
"Hey penguins, show us your boobs!" shouts one of the drunks.
Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Immaculate, "I don't think they know who we are. Show them your cross."
Sister Immaculate rolls down her window and shouts, "Screw off ye fookin' little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!"
Sister Immaculate then looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks, "Was that cross enough?"
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