A nurse was attending a retired soldier. They had a nice conversation when the nurse, out of curiosity, asked him the last time he had sex. The soldier answered: "I haven't had sex since 1946". Nurse was surprised and said that that seemed very long ago. Feeling a little kinky and sorry for the soldier, she offered the old timer to please him one last time before his days were numbered. After an hour with the wildest sex she ever had, she wondered how on earth he could be THIS good. "Excuse me", she said "You told me the last time you had sex was in 1946, but that was the best sex I've ever had. How can that be?". The soldier chuckled and said: "Well yes, but now it's 20:46".
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