Nuns at a Football Game


Three guys were at a football game. It just so happens that they
were all diehard football fans. They finally found a seat good
enough for them. But there was just one problem with the so
called "perfect seats." Three nuns were in front of them
blocking their veiw.


The guys wanted them to move so one said, loud enough for the
nuns to hear, "Hey I think I'll move to Idaho. There are only
100 Catholics there."


The second one said, "No I'm gonna move to Montana. There are
only 50 Catholics living there."


Then the third guy said, "You two are both wrong. We should move
to Wisconsin. There are only 25 Catholics there."


Then one of the nuns turns around and said, "Hey why don't you
go to hell... there aren't any Catholics there!"

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