'Dad, am I "outstanding" in reading 'cause I'm a gypsy?'
'No, son. That's 'cause you can read well.'
The next day, the gypsy kid comes home and asks:
'Dad, am I "outstanding" in grammar 'cause I'm a gypsy?'
'No, son. That's 'cause you're good at grammar.'
The next day, the gypsy kid comes home and asks:
'Dad! The fact my dick is 8 inches long and my classmates' is only 4 inches long... is that 'cause I'm a gypsy?'
'No, son. That's 'cause your classmates are 9, and you're 25.'
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