The census taker rang the doorbell and was quite surprised when the door was opened by a nude woman."Don't be alarmed," she said, "I'm a nudist."Although somewhat embarrassed, the man proceeded to ask the routine questions. "How many children do you have?" he asked."Eighteen," The lady replied."Lady," he gasped, "you're not a nudist -- you just don't have time to get dressed!"
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