" - Why are you smiling?"
" - You know about those train tracks near my house? Well, yesterday I was walking home when I see a woman tied to the tracks; I swear it looked just like one of those old movies, you know? I went next to her, released her, and took her to my place; and then we had some hardcore, hot steamy sex. Missionary, reverse cowgirl, doggy style, you name it. I'm hurt all over.
" - That's awesome! Did she blow you too?"
" - Nope, I couldn't find her head."
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