Little petey and his dad were watching tv when little petey suddenly asked: "dad what's the difference between a fact and a principle"his dad replies and says "if you want to know go ask your mom if she would have sex with the neighbor for a million bucks"
petey goes to his mom and asks :"would you have sex with the neighbor for one million bucks" his mom instantly replies:"of course i would" little petey returns to his dad and tells him his mom would do it his dad replies with"according to principle we would be millonaires but it is a fact that your mom is a whore"
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