with 2 dollars in his hand. "I got 2 dollars ladies, which one of you is coming home with me?" An older prostitute comes out. "Come with me love, I remember when 2 dollars meant something around these parts". They go off and do the deed. A week later the old man returns, where is that 2 dollar hooker at, I have a complaint. "What's the matter honey", old man says "dammit woman, you gave me crabs" The old hooker says in return "Well, for 2 dollars what did you expect? Lobster"
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