A man and woman had been happily married for 30 years, and had four children.
During their marriage, they always left the lights off when making love. The man had a small penis and was sure that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her instead. All these years she had no clue.
One day, curiosity got the better of her and she decided to reach over and flip on the lights and she saw the dildo. She said "I knew it, you asshole, explain the dildo!" He said, "Explain the kids!"
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