He tells the bar tender "give me six shots of the strongest alcohol you have." the bar tender replies "that's quite an order, you must be celebrating something." "I am!" said the man "I just had my first blowjob." The bartender laughs and says "hell for your first blowjob I will buy you a seventh shot!" The man replies "if the first six don't get the taste out of my mouth, I doubt a seventh would help."
I stole this from a friend. I hope he doesn't reddit.
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