A woman goes to her doctor, and says 'kiss me', to which he replies 'no, it would be unprofessional.'
Once again, she says 'kiss me'. He says 'no.'
Again, she says 'kiss me'. He again replies 'no.'
She says 'kiss me' again, and the doctor says 'I shouldn't even be having sex with you'.
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