This is a real conversation heard between an old man and a nurse one evening in the ER
Nurse - Age?
Old Man - 82
Nurse - Weight?
Old Man - I've been waiting for over an hour!
Nurse - No no...how much do you weigh?
Old Man - What? Am I gay? Hell no!
Nurse - No sir, how much do you WEIGH?
Old Man - I'M NOT GAY!
The entire ER goes quiet and everyone is looking at the old man
Nurse - (Trying to hide her smile) No no sir, how much do you weigh...weight?!
Old Man - WAIT? I've been waiting for a long time in here, Jesus!
Nurse - Sir! How. Much. Do. You. Weigh?
Old Man - I'm. Not. Gay!
The nurse leaves the room to laugh; you can hear others start laughing too
Old Mans Wife - (yelling at her husband) Not gay, how much do you weigh?
Old Man - Jesus, 60 years of marriage and you're asking me if I'm gay?!
Nurse - Sir, you are not hearing us right!
Old Man - I want to see the Doctor! I come in here for pains and the nurse wants to know if I'm gay and now she wants to fight?!
Doctor - Sir...we just wanted to know how much you weigh, but no big deal, we can examine you anyways.
Old Man - For the love of Pete! I am not gay! You tell that nurse to come back in here and bend over, I'll show her gay!
Doctor - That won't be necessary sir...we get it ok, you're not gay.
Old Man - Weigh? 138 pounds!
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