The Old Man and the Nurse

This is a real conversation heard between an old man and a nurse one evening in the ER

Nurse - Age?

Old Man - 82

Nurse - Weight?

Old Man - I've been waiting for over an hour!

Nurse - No no...how much do you weigh?

Old Man - What? Am I gay? Hell no!

Nurse - No sir, how much do you WEIGH?

Old Man - I'M NOT GAY!

The entire ER goes quiet and everyone is looking at the old man

Nurse - (Trying to hide her smile) No no sir, how much do you weigh...weight?!

Old Man - WAIT? I've been waiting for a long time in here, Jesus!

Nurse - Sir! How. Much. Do. You. Weigh?

Old Man - I'm. Not. Gay!

The nurse leaves the room to laugh; you can hear others start laughing too

Old Mans Wife - (yelling at her husband) Not gay, how much do you weigh?

Old Man - Jesus, 60 years of marriage and you're asking me if I'm gay?!

Nurse - Sir, you are not hearing us right!

Old Man - I want to see the Doctor! I come in here for pains and the nurse wants to know if I'm gay and now she wants to fight?!

Doctor - Sir...we just wanted to know how much you weigh, but no big deal, we can examine you anyways.

Old Man - For the love of Pete! I am not gay! You tell that nurse to come back in here and bend over, I'll show her gay!

Doctor - That won't be necessary sir...we get it ok, you're not gay.

Old Man - Weigh? 138 pounds!

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