A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had had happened to her ears? I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear. Oh Dear! the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. But .. what happened to your other ear? The son-of-a-bitch called back.
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