The mom goes to the store asks the deli guy about specials. He says, there's a sale on Damn fish. She says what? Damn fish, the deli guy says, that's the name of it. The mom buys a pound.
She gets home and is frying the fish. The dad comes home. That smells great, he says. What is it?
It's Damn fish, replies the mom. Say what? says the dad. The mom laughs. That's what they call it.
At dinner that night, mom, dad and ten year old son are at the table. The mom says, this Damn fish is tasty. The dad says, yes, it is, please pass me more Damn fish.
The son looks at his mother and father and says: Great! Now you're talking my kind of language. Pass me the damn fish and the motherfucking potatoes!
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