One is compassionate and sincere, and his soul drifts up to heaven.
The other is cruel and malevolent, and his soul is dragged down to hell.
The brother in heaven spends his days sitting on a cloud listening to St. Peter play the only song he knows on the harp.
The brother in hell spends his days hooting and hollering among the wicked souls, with a woman on his knee and a bottle of whiskey in his hand.
One day the two brothers meet in purgatory, and the good brother voices his jealousy to the evil brother.
"It is so boring up in heaven, I wish I was down there with you, swigging from a whiskey bottle and enjoying the company of women."
To which the other brother says:
"It's not all it's cracked up to be down here. There's a hole in the bottle, and there isn't one in the woman."
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