W: Lately I have developed this problem of wetting my bed while sleeping.
Dr: Go behind the curtains, take off your clothes and do a headstand in front of the mirror.
The woman obliges. The doctor comes in, parts her legs and keeps his chin on top of her vagina.
W: So Doc, what's the problem with me?
Dr: You should stop drinking before going to bed, that's all.
W: Then why the hell did you make me do that?
Dr: Oh, I just wanted to see how'd I look with a beard.
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