I'd really like to applaud my doctor. The symptoms of my gonorrhea are finally starting to go away.

First Jewish...

The first Jewish president becomes elected in the United States. After a...

The Three Surgeons

Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation. They got on the...

Retirement (sorry) !

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of...

Great, so a week...

and now I've received one that says I have tiny tits. Oh no wait, tinnitus.

After my surgery,...

He told me not to lift anything that weighs more than 10 pounds.

A man goes to the...

...and says to him: doctor, I have a problem. I constantly believe that I am...

Puns (Will you...

(or will I ever forgive myself?)They say that the louder you groan at a pun,...

A patient that...

The doctor asks him to lay is hand on the table, he then grabs an hammer and...

Not a dadjoke -...

A bloke walks into a bar in New Zealand and orders a shandy. All the Kiwis...

My wife went in...

I demanded the doctor tell me how this could happen with such minor surgery....