So he goes to his doctors office.
Immediately upon seeing him, the nurse rushes him into an exam room and calls the doctor stat!
The doctor comes in and says, "my god Jim! You look awful!"
But the man tells him he feels great. "Everyone keeps telling me how awful I look, but I feel wonderful."
The doctor examines him and finds nothing abnormal, so he begins thumbing through medical references.
"Let's see," he says as he reads, "Looks great feels great. No that's not it. Looks great but feels awful. No. Looks awful and feels awful... No, you feel great."
Finally, the doctor stabs his finger at the page and goes "Aha! Feels great and looks awful! You're a vagina!"
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