He asks to buy a condom, He tells the pharmacist "well, I am going to my new girlfriends place for dinner tonight, I need a condom for sexy time with my girlfriend". He buys the condom and walks out of the store. A few seconds later, He comes back and says "well, actually, my girlfriends sister is pretty hot, maybe I should have one more condom". He buys the condom and leaves the store, but on the way out, He turns around and says "now I think about it, her mom is pretty hot as well, let me get one last condom". He buys the condom and then leaves the store.
Later that day, at his girlfriends place, they sit at the table, the whole family, (the man, the girlfriend, her Sister, her mom and her dad). The man is sitting in praying position with his hands folded in front of his face, looking down at the table. His girlfriend then whispers to him "I didn't know you were religious", the man answers "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist"
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