"What's the difference between a cunt and a pussy?"
Looking a little surprised the dad goes
"Come with me and I'll show you"
Takes him into his mothers bedroom where she still sleeps and lifts up the sheets.
Dad : you see that, that's a pussy
Son: can I touch it?
Dad: fuck no, you'll wake the cunt up
My uncles told me this.
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