A rabbit needs to shit in the woods...

... but the animals have agreed in the sake of understandable issues not to crap all over the place where they live. And let me tell you they also appointed the local police-bear to watch out for any rule-breakers.

Still, the rabbit is feeling a very hard urge to let go a few of his brown droplets in a secluded area. He knew that the fox did it and the bear didn't catch him so he had it going for him. Alas, the police-bear happened to be in the vicinity of the crime. He didn't see it happening but let me tell you he had a nose for these kind of things, he even caught a pair of birds shitting off of a tree branch.

Now, the police-bear approaches the rabbit *"Did you shit in the woods, rabbit?"*

The rabbit quickly covers his misdoing with his hat. *"No, sir, but as others might say, does the bear shit in the wood"*

Rather angrily and not amused the police-bear answers *"Don't play smartass with me, I saw you covering your shit with your hat"*

*"But sir I mean it, I have not shat here. You see I was catching a butterfly, that's what I covered with my hat"*

*"Then lift your hat"*

*"No can do, it will fly away"*

The police-bear thinks, this rabbit won't outfox him like the fox did earlier. He readies his pistol and shoots a couple of rounds at the hat. "Now it won't fly away, lift your hat"

*"Aye, sir"* and the rabbit slowly raises the hat, and as the police bear sees the shit beneath, the rabbit exclaims in a high pitched voice:

*"**Fuck, bear, you shot the living crap out of it!**"*