Alaska
⢠A law in Fairbanks does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.
(O_o)
⢠Even though it is legal to hunt a bear, it is illegal to wake a bear for photo opportunities.
(is shooting waking?)
⢠Fairbanks: It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
(but why?)
⢠In Alaska it is illegal to whisper in someone's ear while they are moose hunting.
⢠It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
(How did the moose get in the flippin plane?)
⢠Kangaroos are not allowed in barber shops at any time.
⢠Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.
⢠State policy states that emergencies are held to a minimum and rarely found to exist.
(*911* "we are sorry, this number has been disconnected")
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