NSFW A couple has been married for 20 years..

Every time they had sex the husband said he wanted the lights off.

The wife; however, was getting bored of the same routine every time, so that night when they were bumpkin' uglies, the wife turned on the light and was shocked when she saw her husband with a dildo in his hand.

The wife, very confused at this point, shouted at her husband asking him why he was using a dildo, to which he replied,

"I'll explain the dildo; you explain our three kids."

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