After having sex with the woman he met, the man sat up against the bed board and started to examine the room. He quickly noticed a picture of an adult male on the beside table.
"Um... Excuse me lady who the hell is that? you didn't tell me you had a husband!" The man yelled
The lady gave out a faint laugh and said "relax silly! Thats not my husband..."
Before she finished her sentence the man let out a sigh of relief
"That's me before my operation!" the woman finished
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