A bunch of nuns die in a bus accident. When they arrive to heaven they meet Saint Peter at the pearly gates. The first nun approaches him.
"Sister, have you ever touched a penis?" he asked.
The nun blushes and says "Well, yes, but just with my finger tip."
Saint Peter says "Just dip your finger tips in the holy water and all will be forgiven." He asks the next nun the same question.
She replies giggling "Well, I gave a man a hand job once."
"Just dip your hands into the holy water and all will be forgiven," he says again.
Suddenly there is a lot of movement among the nuns. "What is going on?" Saint Peter asks.
One nun comes running forward and says "If I'm going to have to gargle the holy water I'm doing it before Sister Mary dips her ass in it!"
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