Now that we're telling Iranian jokes

Two men are walking by the side of the road (lets call them Ali and Askhar).
Askhar says, "Did you see that?"
"What?" says Askhar.
"That huge dog."
"Where?!"
"It's gone, but did you see THAT?!"
"What?"
"That HOT BABE!"
"WHERE?!"
"It's gone, but did you see ***THAT***?!?!?"
"WHAT, WHAT IS IT?!?"
"That ***BUGATTI***!!!"
"***WHERE***?!?!?"
"Its gone."
Askhar can tell Ali is annoyed and 5 minutes pass in silence as they walk.
Finally, Askhar says "Did you see that?"
"Yeah, I fucking saw it!"
"Then why did you step in it?!"

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