One day a blonde, brunette, and a redhead were each making something for a party.
The blonde was making some kool-aid, the burnette was making a turkey and stuffing, and the redhead was making a cake.
"Well," the burnett says, "How in the world am I going to get all of this stuffing inside of this little turkey?"
The redhead says, "I can't possibly get all of this batter into this little bowl."
Then the blonde says, "Enough with your problems. How the hell am I supposed to get a whole gallon of water into this package of kool-aid?"
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