Not that my wife's the jealous type or anything, but one day at work, I had taken this temp who was filling in for my secretary to lunch in gratitude for an outstanding job on a very difficult project. As luck would have it, there was my wife waiting in the office for my return. The temp, who was truly a ravishing beauty said, Oh, Mrs. Moore, I'm so happy to meet you. I'm your husband's new secretary. Within a single heart beat my wife quietly intoned, OH ? Really ? Were you ???
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