Not that kind'a guy

A cowboy walks into a Saloon after he rode 150 miles on his horse in one day.
He had a drink about two weeks ago, but he had himself a lady about two months
ago.


He enters the saloon sits down and orders a whiskey. He sees that he is the
only one in the bar except for the bartender. "Sorry, barkeep, tell me, you got
any gals around here?� the cowboy asks "No sir, 'Round here is only you, me, and
'Old George, there attar back," the barkeep replies as he shows in the direction
of the toilet with his head.


"No," shouts the cowboy, "I am not that kind�s guy."


So the cowboy just sits and orders another whiskey. After he had about half a
bottle he asks the barkeep the same question as earlier. He gets the same
answer:


"No sir, Round here is only you, me, and 'Old George, there attar back. Again
the cowboy says, "No way am I not that kind�s guy." So he just drinks and
drinks.


The more he drinks the hornier he gets. After he had about two bottles of
whiskey he asks the barkeep the same question and gets the same answer. But he
is so horny by now that he decides 'Old George there attar back will have to do,
but he doesn't want anybody to know that he did 'Old George there attar back.


So he asks the barkeep: "If I do 'Old George there attar back, who's going to
know about it?" The barkeep answers: "Well, sir It will be me, you, 'Old George
there attar back, and the four guys holding him down, 'cause he isn�t that kinds
guy either!"