Student: Why I'm not advancing in my technique, master?
Master: Have you seen the sunset when the seagulls fly flaming across the plain?
Student: Yes, Master!
Master: And the Water from the waterfall hitting the rock without achieving anything?
Student: Yes, Master!
Master: And the Moon reflecting on calm water?
Student: Yes, Master!
Master: There's your problem! "YOU KEEP WATCHING STUPID SHIT INSTEAD OF PRACTICING!"
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