20 Annoying Things to do at a Supermarket

1. Juggle the fruits and "accidently" hit the other customers as
they fall off course. (not into your hands) "When they say "OW!"
say, "I'm so sorry... come here you little juggle... and
apologize. After a few moments of silence start spanking thin
air. (Make little squirming noises, act very serious)


2. Wedge things in all the freezer and refrigerator doors so
that they don't close all the way. Write little notes saying:
WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?!


3. Buy a live lobster and set it free in the store.


4. Find a shopping cart with soda in it and shake the *&$%#@ out
of them! Then put them back into the shopping cart.


5. Have shopping cart races down the aisles.


6. Talk to the fresh fish.


7. Dump the tray of food samples in your purse or pockets. Then
say in a sorry look..."I'm hungry..." then llok down at your
stomach.


8. Go up to a random person and ask when their b-day is. If they
don't tell you scream out "HAPPRY BIRTHDAY!!!" and make the
person VERY embarrased. If they do tell you pretend you couldn't
hear them and say, "What is that? You want to steal something?!"
(act alarmed)


9. Use cantalopes for bowling balls and pineapples for bowlings
pins and hold a bowling tournament in the aisles.


10. "Accidentally" drop a jar of pickles and walk away very,
very fast if people ask if you had done it say, "It was the fish
in the seafood aisle, I saw him do it!!!"


11. Fill a shopping cart with things like toilet paper, daipers,
and kleenex and leave it in the meat aisle.


12. Throw a party by yourself, for yourself.


13. Use a banana as a telephone and talk to your Aunt Edna.


14. Go to sleep in a shopping cart in the middle of the aisle
and when you sense that someone is watching you start blowing
bubbles out of your mouth and act like a little baby. sleeping.


15. Make race car noises as you "drive" your shopping cart up
and down the aisles. ex. SCEEEEEEERCH! EEEER!


16. Try to auction off a grapefruit starting from $100.00


17. When they ask you if you want "paper or plastic" reply,
"papestic please." Then smile evily.


18. Switch the price labels on very expensive items with those
of very cheap items. Then try to buy the expensive items with
the cheap price label on it.


19. Play hopscotch on the tiles on the floor then pretend you
snapped your ankle and start crying. When the manager comes say
"I'm gonna sue you! You should have a sign that says: NO
HOPSCOTCHING. Then pout.


20. Tell them you are with the Department of Health and you need
to test ALL of their foods.


21. Get in the express line with more than ninty items. When
they tell you to go to another line start crying. Or smile and
run out the store abandoning your shopping cart that's filled
with ninty items.


22. Try a food sample and then say in a loud voice, "This tastes
like my friends dog..." Then duck low pretending to be ashamed
of yourself.


23. Whenever someone is blocking the aisle infrontof you go
"Beep beep!" If they STILL won't move say "I'm gonna give you a
ticket you know..."


24. Buy 75 sticks of deodorant. Then open them all and place
them facing up in front of a busy aisle making it impossible to
get out of the aisle without hitting the 75 sticks of deodorant.
And say "HA HA, gotcha!"


25. Randomly stick boxes of Midol into guys' shopping carts when
they aren't looking.


26. Ask one of the cashiers if they have any pork that is
suitable for a sacrificial offering.


27. Sing "Mary Had a Little Lamb" very loudly while walking
around the supermarket with a shopping cart full of lambchops.