"KSSSHHHT. This is your captain speaking. As you all know, this will be my last flight. It has always been my dream to do a loop-the-loop, and was wondering if you all would enjoy experiencing that with me today? It would really mean the world to me..."
The 1st Class and Coach cabins go wild "YEEEEAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
"KSSSHHT. ARE YOU SURE?!"
"YEEEEAAAAAA!!!!!!!"
"KSSSHHT. ALRIIIIIIGHT... Buckle up and let's DO THIS THING"
The plane loops up, over and steadies out...
"KSSHHHT. HUAAAAA!!! Did you all enjoy that?!"
Cabins go ape shit "YEAAAAAAAAAAA OMG YEAAAA!!!"
"KSSHHT. Should we do it again?!"
"YEEEEEAAAAAA!!!!"
Plane loops up again, over and steadies out....
"KSSHHT. I would like to thank you all so much for this opportunity! Did you enjoy it?"
Cabins go WILD, "YEAAAAAAA!!!!"
All of a sudden the bathroom door at the back of the plane slams open.
A man walks out and says:
"NOT. ONE. BIT." as he brushes the shit off of his clothes...
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